Commodity Trading

Commodity Trading For The Faint of Heart

Commodity trading is not for the faint hearted. It's not for the too- dumb-to-be-scared either. You've all heard the saying "traders rush in where gurus fear to tread". Either way, the markets don't care what you are, because they're out to get you regardless. Ever seen "Children of the Corn"? See what I mean? Believe it.

The first thing you need to do when contemplating commodity trading is practice your skills at being non existent. If you don't exist, they can't come after you. Once you're suitably invisible, you can sneak a trade or two and the markets won't notice and you'll stand a good chance of making some coin on the sly. (This is why brokers do so well - they're naturally sly and underhand). There are lots of perfectly visible unsuspecting commodity traders to obliterate without them having to go to the trouble of hunting for the non-existent ones.

Why do you think the successful commodity traders out there are so quiet? You never see them posting on the forums.

They're not crazy, they're not going to let the markets know they know how to do it. Every now and again they just can't stand watching the rest of us mill about like feedlot cattle and an obscure name pops up and posts some profound commodity trading wisdom, then disappears again, leaving everyone going "huh?'.

Admire these brave souls, they're taking their lives into their hands.

This is what Sifu Butchie has been trying to tell us about commodity trading all along. He has a cutting edge approach. And everybody thought he was just weird. He's a brave pioneer in the world of commodity trading, committed to confusing the markets into believing he and his followers are harmless blathering idiots; and we owe him a deep debt of gratitude.

Note to webslave: Insert illustration of drooling market monster with dripping trader trophy heads on chains, bloody bits flying about

This is ridiculous. I can't go any further. I have to say that this year on the east coast is no doubt going to be a year of mass suicides and people thrashing around in the bushes.

Step outside and you're assaulted with weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-yoing, yoing. I thought it was a battery charger on overload and accused a house guest of mucking about with the power tools. Turns out it's that 17 year cicada mass exodus, and this is just the beginning. You might want to consider sound proofing the trading room.

Disclaimer: Commodity Trading is potentially deadly. It can kill you. It is utterly addictive. Crack has nothing on these markets. It can take over your life. It has been known to destroy marriages, wreck cars, lame horses, tear holes in the ozone layer, decimate rain forests, cause seatbelts to fail, make wingless pigs fly and if you really want to know why Bill did that with Monica it was because Hillary did that thing with the cattle back in Arkansas and this was the natural outcome. No pun intended. Don't ask. Never underestimate the destructive power of commodity trading.

More to follow on commodity trading.

-shaggy

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